{"id":15,"date":"2012-12-12T07:00:50","date_gmt":"2012-12-12T15:00:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/roomforapony.net\/?p=15"},"modified":"2013-01-01T17:32:00","modified_gmt":"2013-01-02T01:32:00","slug":"what-if-you-have-the-hoarder-problem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/roomforapony.net\/?p=15","title":{"rendered":"What if you have the hoarder problem?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If, with the aid of my last post, you have diagnosed yourself as being beyond Packrat and into the realm of Hoarder, I\u2019m afraid I have to tell you that that\u2019s not really the problem I\u2019m addressing in this blog. If you are in the habit of conserving dudu and other things of vile nature, there\u2019s probably a better blog out there for you than this.<\/p>\n<p>My blog might be a good supplement to that, but really, you need more. So sure, do stay and work along with us, but in addition, find someone else &#8212; another human, of equally compassionate but more professional nature, to help you with the True Hoarder aspect of your illness.<\/p>\n<p>And, Dear Hoarder, fear not that I think for a single moment that I&#8217;m better than you. Neigh, my friend. I recognize, and hereby publicly confess, that I may be as little as two wayward brain cells away from being you. I cling breathlessly to the diaphanous filament of hope that if I\u2019m *Really Good* and continue to purge relentlessly, I\u2019ll be rewarded by all my brain cells remaining firmly in their seats, with their seatbacks bolt upright, their tray tables up, and their seatbelts securely fastened. Till my plane comes to a complete stop at the end of my runway, Amen.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/roomforapony.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/planepassengers.jpg\" ><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-147\" title=\"planepassengers\" src=\"http:\/\/roomforapony.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/planepassengers.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"425\" height=\"282\" srcset=\"https:\/\/roomforapony.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/planepassengers.jpg 425w, https:\/\/roomforapony.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/planepassengers-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 425px) 100vw, 425px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If, with the aid of my last post, you have diagnosed yourself as being beyond Packrat and into the realm of Hoarder, I\u2019m afraid I have to tell you that that\u2019s not really the problem I\u2019m addressing in this blog. If you are in the habit of conserving dudu and other things of vile nature, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[64,65],"tags":[44,66],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/roomforapony.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/roomforapony.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/roomforapony.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roomforapony.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roomforapony.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"https:\/\/roomforapony.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":67,"href":"https:\/\/roomforapony.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15\/revisions\/67"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/roomforapony.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roomforapony.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/roomforapony.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}