Out the window already? Don’t worry. Be happy. Perhaps you weren’t completely yourself when you made them.
Way too much is piled onto that one poor day, don’t you think? I don’t partake in that whole New Year’s resolution silliness. This year, though, I caved to social pressure and snuck in one or two.
Fortunately, I can’t remember what they were.
Look, there’s no need to give up on all your vows to reform. Just because you’ve broken every single one of them doesn’t mean they don’t count for anything. Imagine — without all our good intentions, the road to hell would be completely unpaved!